(THEME SONG PLAYING)
You're going down,
Brother Blood.
(GROANS)
(REMOTE CONTROL BEEPING)
ROBOT: Pain. Pain. Pain.
Oh no, not him.
(WHIMPERING) It can't be
who I think it is.
Pain, pain,
all I know is pain.
Pain Bot, he's all mine.
Titans go!
(GRUNTING)
Pain!
(SCREAMS)
Not going well!
-We've got this, man!
-Pain, Pain, Pain.
(WHIMPERING)
(GROANS) Guess we should
help him out.
Uh...
(ALL SCREAMING)
Pain!
-PAIN BOT: Pain!
-(REMOTE CONTROL BEEPS)
Hey, Beast Boy...
(GROANS)
Distract Pain Bot
by getting your face
smashed in.
Yes, sir!
(WHISTLES)
(GROANS)
I'm going after Brother Blood.
(ALL GROAN)
Dude, my face.
Is it...
Is it okay?
-Pain.
-(ALL SCREAM)
Wait! It's...
Not attacking us.
Don't worry about
Pain Bot, Titans.
Without Brother Blood's remote
it's completely harmless.
Don't trust it, dude.
All I know is pain.
Whoa. That's like, sad.
Cyborg, get away
from that thing.
Little buddy's got some
busted circuits.
Maybe, I can just fix him.
-Pain!
-ALL: No!
(WHISTLING)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
All I know is... (CRACKLING)
Aw, let me fix that for you.
Oh! Just keep it down.
Can't let anyone know
you're here.
CYBORG: Good as new,
little buddy.
Now, if you're gonna stay here
we're gonna set some
ground rules.
These are the good guys.
That means no stabbing,
burning, electrocuting
or dismembering. Got it?
Pain!
(WHIMPERS)
Aw, you're just a little
sweet pea, aren't you?
I don't care
what the others think.
I'm keeping you.
Look at that, I'm bleeding.
Pain!
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Pain.
Oh! Yeah! (GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
Pain.
(CHUCKLES)
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
(CHEERS)
(ZAPPING)
BOTH: Pain.
(CHUCKLING)
I love you so much.
Hey, anyone seen Beast Boy?
No, but I did hear his screams
followed by the sound
of terrible metal pounding
coming from the kitchen.
Terrible metal pounding...
(GASPS)
I'm sure it's nothing!
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Hmm. Maybe, if we follow
this red streak,
and these chunks of meat,
we'll find him.
Come on, guys.
If we followed
every red streak in the Tower
we'd be on wild
goose chases all day.
(ALL SCREAM)
Ahhh! Stop, stop!
You're killing me!
You can't add meat.
I'm a vegetarian, bro.
Oh, hey guys,
look who I found
in the kitchen.
Explain yourself, Cyborg.
So, I've been hiding Pain Bot.
But, I was gonna tell you all
over a pizza dinner
that he prepared.
Pain.
We talked about this.
You can't keep him.
Why am I the only one
who can't have a little buddy?
Little buddy?
Those random, weird creatures
we keep around
after they manage to
touch our hearts
against all odds?
You know, like Silkie.
(GASPS) Surely, you cannot
compare the Pain Bot
with my little bumgorf.
You're right! At least
Pain Bot is cute.
Look at all that nasty drool.
(GURGLING)
(WHIMPERS) But, I love
the Silkie's nasty drool.
The rest of us don't have
little buddies, Cyborg.
(BIRDARANG VIBRATES)
Hiya, fellas.
Not now, little buddy.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Roger that.
Bye, ya fellas.
No one's saying you can't have
a little buddy, Cyborg.
It just can't be evil.
Oh! Evil is suddenly
a problem?
Miss "I get by with a little
help from my demons."
Bro, you can't just
bring home a torture machine.
That's just cray-cray.
You brought home a wolf!
Who Dave? Dave's fine.
(GROWLING)
It's not Pain Bot's fault
that he's this way.
He comes from a terrible home.
Give him a chance
and I know you'll see
the good in him.
(TRILLING)
ALL: Aw!
Well, maybe you're right.
(BEEPING)
-(SCREAMING) It's got my arm!
It's got my arm!
-Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!
(CRASH)
ROBIN: (SCREAMING) Why! Why!
That thing's got to go.
(THUNDER CRASHING)
? Pain, all I know is pain
? Your not being here
drives me insane
? All the joy I've known
gone down the drain
? Pain, all I know is pain
? Tears keep falling
harder than the rain
? Trying to hold on
but that was all in vain
? And I don't wanna
live without you
? Because there is
no doubt that
? All I know is pain
? Yeah, pain,
all I know is pain
? All I know is pain
? Lemon juice on
a paper cut pain
? And I don't wanna
live without ya
? Because there is
no doubt that
? All I know is pain ?
I'm coming for you,
little buddy!
Pain, pain, pain.
(GULPS)
-That's right,
I'm keeping him.
-But we said...
Don't care. As long as
you got your little buddies,
I get mine.
I am not getting rid
of the Silkie.
And, Dave's off-limits.
(SCREAMING) Dave, no!
Bad wolf, bad wolf!
Call him off, call him off!
Look at those two
go at it. (CHUCKLES)
Why Dave, why?
There has to be a way
to settle this.
There is one way.
Little buddy showdown!
Okay, here are the rules!
Last little buddy standing
gets to stay in the Tower.
This is going to be
off the chain, yo.
Remember, all you know
is pain.
All I know is pain.
All you know is pain.
All I know is pain.
Do you hear me?
All you know is pain!
All I know is pain.
Am I right?
All you know is pain!
Pain!
(DINGS)
(DAVE GROWLING)
Now, I want a good,
clean fight.
Nothing below the belt
or you'll be disqualified...
Get him, boy!
(DAVE SNARLS)
(DAVE YELPING)
Oh, Dave!
(BELL DINGS)
(SNARLING)
Stay loose, little buddy.
Stay loose.
-Uppercut. Left Hook. Stick...
You get the idea.
-(LITTLE BUDDIES FIGHTING)
Pain.
-Kabblam!
-(BELL DINGS)
You got this, little buddies.
Just follow what we planned.
BIRDARANG: Let's do this,
Beat Box.
-Let's break it down.
-(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
No! What are you doing?
That's redonkulous.
KO, baby!
(BELL DINGS)
Stop me! Stop me!
Pain!
(SCREAMS)
(BELL DINGING)
Whoo! You go, little buddy!
I knew you could do it!
You can stay here
with me, forever.
(TRILLING)
What about the Silkie's turn?
(SCOFFS) You kidding me?
(BELL DINGS)
(ROARS)
PAIN BOT: Pain.
We've got to get that thing
out of the house.